30 % of Perceptor’s wisdom and knowledge is a healthy imagination.
Everybody has made fun of this already and just like that one thing with Bumblebee I made once, it’s funny enough in the show, there isn’t really anything I could add. I still tried to, but seriously, you all need to watch G1, it’s a treasure.
Screenshots from the G1 Transformers episode “Microbots”.
"WHEN ASSEMBE THE BREAST THE SKEN DOSITION MUST FALL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND LIFT THE BREAST".
A set of wonderfully Engrish instructions to a knockoff Macross 7 Valkyrie.
"Down the beast by the arrow direction."
Most of my first BotCon was spent laughing about these instructions. As a bonus, they come with a neat toy.
A collection of contemporary reviews of The Transformers: The Movie.
See, I remember reading reviews in the papers pretty much universally panning the ‘86 movie when it was new. And the home video guides were no less forgiving when it was finally made available then.
Loud, gratuitously violent, confusing, and you can’t tell the robots apart. All Transformers movies ever, forever.